Queen Bee Jokes

How do Australian bees please the queen bee?

They bee hive

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How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

Hive Jokes More Hive Jokes

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

How are the Buffalo Bills like Billy Graham?

Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "