What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

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Burp Jokes More Burp Jokes

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

Issue Jokes More Issue Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Royal Pardon Jokes More Royal Pardon Jokes

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.