Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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High wasted shorts!

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

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What did the magazine say to the comic book?

Boy, do we have issues!

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.