Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in?

Hufflepuff

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

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What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What's next?

A young feminist orphan Annie

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What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !