What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.