Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac