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Your sister's hymen.
A "Razer Blade"
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
Go straight for the juggler.
A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Triple, eh?
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
They'll both off themselves eventually.