What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

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What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

What do you do if attacked by a clan of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.