How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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What do Emos and automatic lights have in common?

They'll both off themselves eventually.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist