Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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How does a metalworker like his Steak cooked?

wel-dern

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.