Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.