Trout Jokes

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?

Monkfish !

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"