Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout