U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

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What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Small Soda Jokes More Small Soda Jokes

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda