U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

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What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff "

How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Minisoda Jokes More Minisoda Jokes

Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda