Allah Bama Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear?

Turban Outfitters.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who gets saved?

America

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.