Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma?

a Karaoke

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Oklahoma Divorce Jokes More Oklahoma Divorce Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

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How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.