What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What do midwesterners call Minnesota?

Minnepop.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

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Which US state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

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What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda