Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"
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x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.
I blame my shelf
You're two shellfish."
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
Don't be alfredo.
Beaux!
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They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.