Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.