Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.