What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown