What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you call it when a baby tells you off?

A fedis.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.