Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes