Criticize Jokes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Rate Jokes More Rate Jokes

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Critic Jokes More Critic Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.