Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

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He lost the plot.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Cancelled Czechs.

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A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft