When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*