When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.