did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"

What's a French egg's favourite airforce?

L'oueftwaffe.

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Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!