How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.