Wonder Jokes

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why does wonder woman fly?

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

What was the humor like back then?

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

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Why is it called finding nemo?

What are they doing?

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What game are you watching?

When you see geese flying to warmer a climate ever wonder why one side of the V is longer?

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What makes Stevie wonder?

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

Ever wondered why bees hum?

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