What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog