How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint