Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.