Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the bigest pencil in the world?

A. Pennsylvania

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)