Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*