What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.