What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray."