Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.