How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless