Crayon Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A: A box of crayons.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

White One Jokes More White One Jokes

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless