White One Jokes

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.