How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

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What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.