How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!