How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !