What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)