Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.