What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.