What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.