To get to the other slide.
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The one with the lowest mew.
You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Piston
The slide into poverty.
The penguin who pushed him!
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Slip and slide around.
slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
Ruff.
Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.
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Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Gracias
Winnie Mandela.
A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
Because opposites attract.
A horoscope.
Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."
She remembers them by their last names.
At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
The line to Starbucks.
With Starbucks!
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble
An autobiography.
His car.
