What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!