What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

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How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff