What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What do you call a dog with an amputated leg?

Yard stick.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff