Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming