Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag