Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

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What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!