How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What do you call a group of white people?

A prison

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Inmate Jokes More Inmate Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.