How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Concurrency Jokes More Concurrency Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.