A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A:A refund.
Credit to Bo Burnham.
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )
Because he was skint.
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
At least Pluto exists
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Even art majors deserve recognition
I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song
My tax refund.
will i marry you?"
he asked. "A million," I rep lied.
