Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

Credit: Saw the comment in this 1:55

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.