Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!