How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.