How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.