How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.