How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.