What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.