What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc