Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.