Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3: