How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Because they don't like Turkey

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They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.